How 'bout no!

I was asked to attend a wedding with an ultra, ultra close friend. She wanted to drive to atlanta, go to the wedding, do some partying--you know have a little fun. I initially said sure!! but then she slipped in the coup de' grace.....her 2 kids were going!!

oh my god!! no! no ! no! no! NO!!!!!

I'm getting dizzy. why is the room spinning?? somebody please save me!!

I would rather sit in a sauna in full winter gear before i went on a road trip with them.

Let me explain for some of you.

Her kids are 8 and 10. They constantly talk back. And they always, always have the last word. It is the most annoying shit ever!! I hate going places with them because they act so uncontrollable. Her daughter is always complaining that she is hungry when we are out or in! I mean in 1 summer she put on 50 pounds. She weighs more than my son and he is 13! And she always has something to say about crap that doesn't have anything to do with her. You know grown folks shit. And her son. Oh my god her son. First off I believe he has ADHD and is not on any kind of medication. I don't understand it. This kid just can't sit still and omg i need medication just talking about it. He is a hand full. I can't begin to tell you all the shit involved with him but i truly believe it's because of 2 things-- part medical condition and part non-discipline.

And they probably feel the same about me. I mean the medication part.

When they come to my house, they cannot play with the toys i have here because all they do is fight and tattle and any and everything else!! I know they are kids but unfortunately my friend didn't tackle alot of her kid's bad behavior before it got this out of control. I ended up making up some little white lie about it being a conflict with a prior engagement and wouldn't be able to go with her.

Lying is hard! Yeah right.

But in this case i will make it easy. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing but love for my friend but if i had to be in the car with those kids, somebody would get tossed out the car. And i prefer that it be me first. :)

So now she is flying to the wedding, her kids are going to remain here and i...............AM STILL NOT GOING!

I love this free-will shit!