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Monday, September 17, 2007

What in the hell......

SOMEONE DROVE THROUGH THE ENTRANCE OF OUR LOCAL FAMILY DOLLAR!!!

I'll give you one good guess as to who it may have been....yes a senior citizen.

I couldn't believe it when i visited the store. The poor lady decided all stores should be drive-thrus and calmly found herself in aisle 1. She missed the blue light special and all the people inside thank god!! I swear everytime i look up a senior citizen is making this mistake. ALOT.

You see it all over the news. and why are they always in the most GINORMOUS cars ever??? She was driving what--a buick roadmaster??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Why the hell was she driving that bus?? I'm scared to be a passenger in that monstrocity let alone drive one. Hasn't she ever heard of a volkswagon beetle? For heaven's sake the name says it all!!!





But seriously people, i think everyone should have to retake their driving test yearly once you reach a certain age. it's for your safety and mine. It seems teen drivers and senior citizens are becoming some of the most dangerous drivers.

I already told my mom (along with my sisters) that we got our eyes on her and she better drive careful in her escort.

Here are a few small car suggestions:

Ford Focus---name needs no explanation---F O C U S

Volkswagen Beetle---as small as they get

Toyota Yaris---omg!! you can drive it from the back seat it's so small!!

Chevy Aveo--small enough.

MINI COOPER--WOW (if she was driving this i guarantee you there would not have been a single scratch on that store!!! and she could have actually drove in the store as she was determined to do!!)

Volkswagen Jetta--small but stylish(no offense H!)





And my all time favorite---PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION!

I know some day i will have to turn over my keys too and i have no problem with that. i like being chauffeured--it makes me feel like royalty!!

1 moments of clarity:

Heather said...

none taken sugar!