So the "couple" at work are no longer a couple... For real this time. And it has gotten even better. They broke up for good on 2-13--the day before V-day. Basically she was saying to him...Happy Valentine's Day, you're fired!
And he really went ballistic! He was like thanks for ruining my life twice in 1 month. He did the whole calling her 50 times in a row, text messaging her endlessly--u know acting like women sometimes act when we mad. BUT HE'S A DAMN GUY!! Which makes it all the more funnier!
And we(the girls) went out for drinks on friday and i SWEAR he was going to follow her til he realized she was going with us and we were watching him!!
I have been having a blast laughing at his dumb ass! I mean damn i didn't do that shit when i broke up with my ex and he deserved all that plus more. He needed to be scared to chirp his car because of how i felt. U know--chirp, chirp KABOOM! But that really ain't me--just how the mind think when u mad... :)
Anywho..back to the office romance--so now they are trying to be civil at work and it ain't working.
He stole her girl scout cookies of all things!!
And passed them out at work. Girl Scout cookies?? Are you for real kidding me?? And now he thinks everyone at work is mad at her b\c she dumped him. NO U ASS! PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING AT YOU B\C U ARE STUPID!
I told her it's time to just cuss him the hell out and hurt his damn feelings or something b\c he is starting to get on my damn nerves. I would just tell him:
- U MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE THIS RIDE!
- U MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE THIS RIDE!
- U MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE THIS RIDE!
Get the picture??
I hope he does. Whinny bastard!
2 moments of clarity:
Black women should be trying to help uplift the black man. Im saddened to see you kick a man down when hes down, here on your blog. lol.
I am all for helping my black brothers!! I'd help him too...if he was black! But the funny ass couple at work are white! :)
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