So we have been watching this "romance"unfold at work and believe you me this shit is HILARIOUS! I mean the way this love-struck --wait a minute--the way this damn wimp is running behind this girl is just too damn funny! I don't think i have enough time to tell you about all the crap that is going on so let me give you the 3rd grade version:
Boy knows girl. Boy and girl are friends for long time.
Boy has been wanting girl forever.
Girl and boy date. Break-up. Back together. Break-up. Back together. (u get the pic)
Boy moves into girl's home.
Girl kicks boy out after few days.
Boy becomes severely depressed . Takes few days off work. I memorize nearest exits out of building as a precaution.
Boy and girl back together. Oh and it's only been 7 months....
Now i personally have been involved in an office romance and it went well til it ended. And when it ended, we didn't even work at the same place anymore.
But this mess right here that we are all being made to witness is the reason that some companies prohibit these type of things from happening. I mean the entire office knows they are dating. We know when they are having a good day. We know when they are having a bad day.
WE KNOW EVERYTHING.
Sometimes it is the topic of the day b\c of what we are seeing. And sometimes i just want to punch the shit out of him and make his ass wake the hell up. I have never seen such a more helpless man in my life. Yes we women would like a man that can cater to our needs. But damn this shit he is doing is down right slavery. Somebody needs to rescue his ass and let him know Abe Lincoln did "let us be free". And he's not even cute. She ain't never got to worry about me (or nobody else) ever wanting his ass. GOOD JOB PEOPLE.
I love
strong
independent
intellectual
sexy
sexual :)
won't take no shit
passionate
business handling
tweetybird handling
men.
oh and trust there are many, many other things that can be named. i'm just tired--it's 1:10am and im blogging of all things! crazy huh?!
Friday, February 08, 2008
Funny thing happening at work....
Posted by Tweetybird at 12:22 AM
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5 moments of clarity:
I have never seen such a more helpless man in my life.
Damn, she must be sitting on top of a goldmine when she sits down. lol.
Nah seriously, maybe he just has low self-esteem right now because he is hopelessly in love with ol' girl.
I know what you mean about workplace romances...man, I too could blog on the ish I see. LOL.
I bet the minute he starts seeing someone else, ol' girl will come on in, with the quickness.
Yall women love to do us men like that.
I like how you placed a smiley face besides...well, you know where you placed it.
That's real.
Low self-esteem?? are u kidding me? lol!! It has to be no-self esteem.
I mean if anyone is having a bad day @ work, just watching these 2 will instantly make yo ass laugh! (there go those cuss words!) :)
And being "hopelessly in love" is supposed to be about love not control! You are supposed to feel overjoyed about that love not making me feel like i need to memorize the exits b\c u gon go postal in that place!!
And what u say--we women love to do yall men like that? WOW
I'm glad i'm not "yall women" b\c then i would be offended. I don't get some kind of sick joy out of pulling someone's strings like they are a puppet.
Some of us "good women" such as myself have no interests in playing games-
I'll leave that for the bedroom-hence the smiley face!
Take dat! Take dat!
Women do love to do that!
Tweety, stop playing like that. You play too much. lol.
I play too much??
Ok, well maybe sometimes. lol! But it ain't like you think!
But u acting like yall aint full of games too!
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