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Saturday, October 04, 2008

It's a celebration bitches!!

I can't believe i made it to 100!! woohoo!! 1oo posts of absolute lunacy, rants and craziness from this small little brain of mine! Ha! I had looked around on alot of different blogs to see what people normally do since i am fairly new to blogging and decided to stick with the "Things about me theme". So without further ado here is









50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME.!! (hell i can't tell you everything now can i?)





If you didn't know, you shoulda asked somebody....









1. I tell corny jokes. really




2. I don't know how to drive a stick shift.




3. on both my feet, my toes next to my big toe are longer than all the rest.My aunt said it means i will treat men bad. Who? me? Getdafuckouttahere! haha






4. I know everything.





5. i used to have shoulder length hair in 8th grade til i whacked it all off. now the shit is foreva short!! dammit!!





6. in 6th grade when our teacher was out sick, i erased all the work off the board for that whole week. and said somebody else did it and he got suspended. sorry maurice.





7. I hate liars.



8. And cheaters.



9. I wonder why Usher married that man.




10. when i was little i used to suck my 2 fingers and stick hair up my nose and blow out my nose onto the hair til it got wet.





11. i said when i was little!!





12. I have put some serious thought into moving away.




13. SERIOUSLY.




14. i have never ever shaved my legs. i have hardly any hair there to begin with.





15. I always dreamed of being a criminal attorney. Until i figured out that i might actually get real criminals off.





16. my youngest daughter would be 7 had she lived. i miss you Taylor.





17. i don't know how to make my booty clap. i know that sucks.




18. i want to have a breastlift.




19. i haD a mad crush on the guy at home depot. so much so that i went there and bought crap i didn't need just so i could see him.




20. I would LOVE to be a groupie for a day and do Gilbert Arenas!




21. i would like a dog......but i don't like dogs. go figure.




22. i live paycheck to paycheck. what a shocker.




23. i want to get involved with some type of volunteer organization.




24. I believe Myspace pages are for losers.




25. My bra size is 36D.




26. i dated a married man. i'll say it--shame on me.




27. i've never cheated on my significant others. Ever.




28. i cannot drink more than 3 drinks of anything before i'm beyond tipsy.




29. i would like to have a sugar daddy. really.It ain't even about get my nails done, get my hair done. Gas is high as hell.




30. i am boring.




31. my memory used to be phenomenal. it's been slipping alot lately.




32. i go to bed just about every night at 1.30am.




33. i know all the words to the movie "The Land Before Time". i still watch it to this day.




34. i snore in bed.




35. I hate flying.




36. i am allergic to gold.




37. People think they know me but i only give them enough to feel comfortable with me. Hell, i can't tell all my secrets now can i? . :)




38. i talk to and answer myself.




39. i want to be like Demi Moore and sleep with someone for 1 mill. I KNOW IT WAS JUST A MOVIE!!! and a million ain't really shit these days.




40. for one night only, i would like to be a stripper. and my name would be________.(still thinking about that) Fill in the blank if you please!




41. i am a descendant of royalty.




42. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!




43. My uncle used to be my 6th grade teacher. Yeah i got special treatment. Don't hate. lol




44. i have never smoked an actual cigarette. i made some when i was younger with notebook paper, leaves and elmer's glue.....




45. I have been storing a picture of the wedding dress i want to wear since 12th grade. Sometimes, i don't think i will ever get to wear one.




46. sometimes i feel i truly missed out b\c i never got into smoking weed.




47. I prefer showers over baths.




48. i am afraid of the dark. so much so that i always sleep with my tv on. it only goes off if someone else is in the bed with me.




49. I have been dating this really great guy.




50. And last but not least, i have moved my blog because i don't feel i can say what i want to say on this blog anymore.













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Posted by Tweetybird at 9:55 PM  

4 moments of clarity:

Don said...

Kaleesha? LOL. SOme of these were insanely funny. You don't know how to make all that clap? I don't believe that....

Love the big body layout.

October 10, 2008 at 3:58 PM  
Don said...

Oh, that's not good @ 38. i talk to and answer myself.

October 10, 2008 at 3:59 PM  
Tweetybird said...

Hey don't judge me b\c i'm not talented!! lol!! and i give myself the best answers so what's the problem?? :) I'll email you with my new spot on wordpress

October 11, 2008 at 2:36 AM  
Tweetybird said...

oh and the layout change...purely by accident! something went wrong when i tried to post and there you have it!

October 11, 2008 at 2:47 AM  

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