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Sunday, April 13, 2008

No i'm not Dr. Ruth.

Since i said i have been sexually frustrated, i've decided to voice some sexual questions. Mrs. Cleaver hold on to your skirt.


* Is sex better when you are intoxicated because you become more uninhibited? Or does the alcohol make you work harder to have an orgasm?

* What is so bad about talking dirty? I mean personally, i like being called a nasty little slut. I'm in the bedroom. Anything goes right? Having my own porno being played out in the bedroom is ok---as long as no cameras are involved.

* How freaky is too freaky? Between 2 people that is.

* If 2 people are just Fu*****, shouldn't you be able to get it any time you feening for it? Get it and go home right? You can cuddle some other day.

* Why are sexual toys just not my thing??!!! I prefer to have a real dick doing some real damage.

* Why is kissing so damn intense?

* Am i the only one who thinks pain is good? Not punch me in my jaw good but hit this p**** good.

* Why do i love having my breasts kissed? I swear it feels....wow.

* I've never had my toes sucked! I must be a cornball....

* Do guys need to be told how freaky they can be with you? Or does it mean they aren't freaky? I think i just answered my own question.

* Who still puts suckerbites on people? lol at that one!

* Am i abnormal because i don't like to have the lights on during sex?

* Does it make me a nympho b\c i want to have it alot lately? Or am i just feeling the effects of not having sex b\c i am no longer in a relationship?

* Im still sexually frustrated. How funny.

6 moments of clarity:

Tweetybird said...

ROFLMAO!!!!

Don said...

Is sex better when you are intoxicated because you become more uninhibited? Or does the alcohol make you work harder to have an orgasm?

i don't think it's better

* What is so bad about talking dirty? I mean personally, i like being called a nasty little slut. I'm in the bedroom. Anything goes right? Having my own porno being played out in the bedroom is ok---as long as no cameras are involved.

i agree. the bedroom is off limits to the rest of the world. although i hate porno. lol.

* How freaky is too freaky? Between 2 people that is.

nothing is off limits...

* If 2 people are just Fu*****, shouldn't you be able to get it any time you feening for it? Get it and go home right? You can cuddle some other day.

yep.

* Why are sexual toys just not my thing??!!! I prefer to have a real dick doing some real damage.

good.

* Why is kissing so damn intense?

it's the build up to the actual act.

* Am i the only one who thinks pain is good? Not punch me in my jaw good but hit this p**** good.

hahahahahahahahaha. kaleesha, are you alright?! LOL.

* Why do i love having my breasts kissed? I swear it feels....wow.

i like breast.

* I've never had my toes sucked! I must be a cornball....

i don't suck toes.

* Do guys need to be told how freaky they can be with you? Or does it mean they aren't freaky? I think i just answered my own question.

yep. you answered it.

* Who still puts suckerbites on people? lol at that one!

i do. sometimes. on the thighs and chest.

* Am i abnormal because i don't like to have the lights on during sex?

no.

* Does it make me a nympho b\c i want to have it alot lately? Or am i just feeling the effects of not having sex b\c i am no longer in a relationship?

definitely nympho. nah, let me stop playing with you. lol.

* Im still sexually frustrated. How funny.

do something about it...

Tweetybird said...

Don.....i don't even know where 2 begin with u!! all i did was say what's on my mind.

* u hate porno?? i can't stop laughing at that one!
* no toe-sucking for u? i guess we r both cornballs! lol
* and the suckerbites...let's skip that one!
* and yes i am alright! that's just my preference....lol

Don said...

porn turns my stomach

never suck a toe, NEVER. lol.

yes there is nothing better than planting deep, dark, passionate marks on a womans' chest...

i'm talking about the kind where she gets wet...

uh huh.

oh, thats just your preference. lol.

Tweetybird said...

No toes? not even 1 Don?? think abt it..people suck fingers and they have gone in far worse places than toes! but you're right.

And what's wrong with my preferences?? i did not say beat me and call me kunta and oh kiss me while you at!! i just said....what i said!! lol

Brittany said...

I love this list.