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Sunday, April 13, 2008

Just on my mind

Sometimes i have absolutely nothing to say. Other times my mind is on information overload about some very important issues and then i just wonder wtf was i thinking.

For instance:

*If you know that smoking is known to cause cancer and kills, why do you feel i should donate any part of my body or my families' body to prolong your life that you have been destroying b\c of your smoking??

* I need a new camera. No, i don't plan on posting naked pictures on youtube! I just cannot find the camera i bought a year ago. What's a good brand to buy?

* Don't guys realize when we walk past them and they stop talking we know they are obviously looking at our ass and having quiet conversations about it? What if it's your neighbor doing the looking? And points you out to his friends when they are over?

* How much sex is too much sex? Or what's not enough sex?

* Why does it seem like you have to have horrible vision in order to get lasik surgery? How come i can't get it b\c i'm tired of wearing damn glasses? I've only been wearing them for a year and my eye dr. sd my vision was just a teensy bit off but enough to require glasses? Can't i get a teensy bit of surgery to correct it??

* How come some people don't know the difference between pacific and specific?? I swear this has to be the biggest pet peeve of mine. I can't ask you about a pacific kind of panties now can i??

* Why is my refrigerator the size of barbie's refrigerator? I can't fit shit in there!! I need the Zalinsky's shrinking machine from Honey i shrunk the kids.

* Why does my sick time accrue faster than my vacation time? It seems like i have thousand's of hours of sick time and 2 vacation hours....

* If what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, how come i am reminded alot of how drunk i got when i was there?? damn!


* When i order something at a fast-food spot and at the end of my order i say "and that's all" they ALWAYS say "anything else"??


* Wasn't that a funny ass scene when Martin's mom went crazy when Gina said she killed her bird Ruby? lol

* Why is it important for any company to know your name when they have called your home looking for someone you don't even know?? I'll tell you my name--Mrs. I'M NOT THAT MOTHERFUCKER! Sound good?

I told you sometimes i just think wtf!

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